redmiel
princemikasaackerman:

skysquids:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.

the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup.  on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something.  why is heterosexuality so terrible?

This has to literally be a metaphor for heterosexual relationships. There is no way someone made such a perfect representation by accident.

…They’re silly looking coffee mugs.

princemikasaackerman:

skysquids:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.

the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup.  on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something.  why is heterosexuality so terrible?

This has to literally be a metaphor for heterosexual relationships. There is no way someone made such a perfect representation by accident.

…They’re silly looking coffee mugs.

Fox news is so utterly divorced from actual reality now and just lives in a weird, undulating void of their own making where an apple pie cools on every window sill, 2.5 children play with hoola hoops and trucks in their front yard and their self-decreed system of values trumps anything the so called ‘real world’ has to offer. If these anchors took off their red,white and blue tinted spectacles for even a second and experienced the sheer tidal wave of hatred directed towards their weird profession every single day then I dare say a few of their fellow peers would be branding them ‘cowards’ and needlessly and bizarrely bringing up their recreational drug use before the week was out.

Stay classy Fox News and for the love of your god, the perfect and wise old god that defends your shining land of eagles and canyons and freedom, I hope you stay completely blind to what the world really thinks nay, KNOWS of you.

londeadlia asked:

i agree that the behaviour at sitc from some people was appalling but i wouldn't call it crazy, you can call people out for bullshit and totally unacceptable behaviour without using ableist language

'ableist language'. No. I don't consider Crazy as a discriminatory against any specific disability or whatever. I consider crazy as a pretty tame catch all term for behaviour that is out of the ordinary or socially unacceptable.

Now far be it from me to tell people what I think is socially acceptable behaviour but I think injuring yourself specifically to be a little bit closer to a person who makes their living talking into a camera is kind of whackadoodle.

Actually maybe whackadoodle is a better, less offensive term. Fucking whacakadoodle fans.

You’re all so bloody annoyed

Thousands of hours went into the planning and preparation of Summer in the City and then more time and unyielding effort was piled on top to make sure it ran as smoothly as possible. Are things going to wrong? Yes. It’s a gigantic thing being chaperoned by limited security and volunteers, people working for free to make sure you have a good time.

So when I hear shit like people being knocked to the ground, friggin’ wheelchairs being pushed over, screaming and shouting at volunteers for not doing their jobs right as if you could do a better one, people being crushed, people HURTING THEMSELVES JUST TO GET TO THE FIRST AID AREA THAT HAPPENS TO BE NEAR SOME POEPLE THEY LIKE, the organiser of the ENTIRE EVENT being called things like a rapist

A RAPIST FOR GOD’S SAKE

then I genuinely, GENUINELY, don’t think applying the term ‘crazy’ to such terrifying behaviour is really THAT bad a thing.

For fuck’s sake, sort yourselves out. ‘Enthusiasm’ only stretches so far before you’re hobbling Dan and Phil in your snowy cottage because they didn’t play the song you wanted on their radio show.